Shaadiyaat

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous

EK NAYA KHWAAB

Kabhi socha na tha ke is khwab ki tabeer aisi niklegi....
Qismat ka likha kaun taal sakta hai...

Taali Ek haath se to naheen bajti...

Ek khwaab toot jaaye to kya dusra naheen dekha jaa sakta?
Kyun Naheen....

Kya yeh zaroori hai ke saare khwaab ek jaise hi hoon?
naheen,,,,,

Ek Khwaab.......
Ek Naya Khwaab.....
Aao dekhein EK NAYA KHWAAB...

haadase kyaa kyaa tumhaarii beruKhii se ho gaye

haadase kyaa kyaa tumhaarii beruKhii se ho gaye
saarii duniyaa ke liye ham ajanabii se ho gaye

gardish-e-dauraa.N, zamaane kii nazar, aa.Nkho.n kii niind
kitane dushman ek rasm-e-dostii se ho gaye

kuchh tumhaarii gesuuo.n kii barahamii ne kar diyaa
kuchh a.Ndhere mere ghar me.n raushanii se ho gaye

yuu.N to ham aagaah the saiyaad kii tadbiir se
ham asiir-e-daam-e-gul apanii Khudii se ho gaye

har qadam "Sagar" nazar aane lagii hai.n ma.nzile.n
marhale tay merii kuchh aavaaragii se ho gaye

Gubaar e Khatir

Aaj Gubaar e Khatir ka mutaleaa kiya. Pehli martba ahsaas hua ke Maulana Azaad waqai mein ek azeem tareen shakhsiyat the. Kuch khutoot padhne ke baad be ikhtiyaar dil ka wahi haal hua.....

Gulgoona e aariz hai na hai rang e hina tu
Ae khoon shuda dil tu to kisi kaam na aaya

Chidiya chide ki kahani padh kar ahesaas hua ke Maulana ka takhayyul kistarah ek mamooli waqe ko qaum ki bhalai se mansoob kar deta tha.

Neem ki sukhi huyi thehni ki kahani is baat ka ek aur jeeta jaagta suboot hai.

Beshak Maulana Abul Kalam Azad barr e sagheer ke azeem tareen rahnuma the. Daur e jadeed mein qaum ko is pasti se uthane ke liye beshak Maulana Azad jaisi shakhsiyat ke ashad zaroorat hai. Allah, humare upar raham farma.

Pizol Challenge - Sat, 5th Jul 2008

Haalanke badan ki saare uzlaat abhi tak dard kar rahe hain magar dil baar baar yahi kehta hai ke Pizol Challenge zindagi ka sab se haseen tajruba tha.


Kabhi socha na tha ke pahaadoon ki bulandi par, kaheen itni haseen jagah ho sakti hai...


Woh haseen manazir ke jinhein dekh kar dil be ikhtiyaar pukar uthe "jannat hai jannat"


Aisi firdaus e bareen aur phir us par lutf yeh ke dostoon ka saath, Asha ki music, Vaishali ka "Ae mala hey hirwa piwda pahije",Sandra ki khamooshi, Pooja ke joote aur baraf par phisalna, Jagdish ka khatarnaak dhalwanoon par chadhna, DV ka aage aage bhagna, and meri bekaar ki non stop bak bak, in sab ne mil kar ek ajeeb si romaniyat paida kar di thi....
Bila Shuba, yeh zindagi ke haseen tareen dinoon mein se ek din tha.

Kuch aisa dekh kar chup hoon bahar e aalam e imkaan,Koi ek jaam pi kar jis tarah sar-shaar ho jaye

Ek Chota sa ladka tha main jin dinoon

Ek Chota sa ladka tha main jin dinoon
Ek mele mein pahuncha humakta hua

Ji machalta tha ek ek shaye par magar
Jeb khali thi kuch mol le na saka

Laut aaya liye hasratein saikdoon
Ek Chota sa ladka tha main jin dinoon

Khair, mahroomiyoon ke who din to gaye
Aaj mela laga hai isi shaan se

Aaj chahoon to ek ek Dukaan mol loon
Aaj chahoon to sara Jahaan mol loon

Na-risayi ka ab ji mein dhadka kahan
Par woh chota sa al-lhad sa ladka kahan

Ibn – e – Insha

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Last sunday, there was final match of Euro 2008 played between Spain and Germany.
It was a wonderful match, and watching it at Bellevue was anopther wonderful experience.

The people are treally mad for Football.
"DuetchLand, DuetchLand" and "We are Espanian" said it all.

It was a great joy addition to the great Team Event a day before final.

Germany fought well, but Spain won it.
Obviously, they did not loose even a single match in the series.And they won cup after waiting for a long 44 years.

For Germany:

Woh Afsaana jise anjaam tak laana na ho mumkin
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