Ae Shareef Insano

khoon apna ho ya paraya ho,
nasl-e-adam ka khoon hai aakhir;
jang mashriq mein ho ya maghrib mein,
aman-e-alam ka khoon hai aakhir.

jang to khud hi ek maslaa hai,
jang kyaa maslon ka hal degi;
aag aur khoon aaj bakhshegi,
bhookh aur ehtiyaaj kal degi.

bartaree ke saboot ki khatir,
khoon bahana hi kya zaroori hai?
ghar ki tareeqiyan mitane ko,
ghar jalana hi kya zaroori hai?

Bam gharon par giren ke sarhad par,
Rooh-e-taameer zakhm khati hai;
Khet apne jalein ke auron ke,
Zeest faaqon mein tilmilati hai.

Tank aage badhen ke peeche haten,
Kokh dharti ki baanjh hoti hai;
Fateh ka jashn ho ke haar ka sog,
Zindagi mayyaton pe roti hai.

isliye ae shareef insaano,
jang taltee rahe to behtar hai;
aap aur ham sabhi ke aangan mein,
shama jalti rahe to behtar hai.

Hejaan

Rab ne is nafs ko ek ajeeb si khalish ata ki hai jo shayad har kisi ki qismat mein naheen hoti.

Har waqt kuch karne ka junoon......
Agar mamool se hat kar koyi naya kaam na karun to Dil mein ek ajab sa hejaan barpa ho jaata hai.......

Kabhi gaur karo to Samajh mein aata hai ke yahi tadap, zindagi ka haasil hai.....
Yahi tadap insaan ko zinda rakhti hai....
Yahi tadap kuch aisa karne pe majboor karti hai jo kisi aur ne naheen kiya ho.....

Yahi tadap Insaan ko nayi raheen dikhlaati hai.....
Yeh tadap zinda rahe to Insaan ek mamooli shakhs se ek Azeek shakhsiyat ban jaata hai....

Shaadiyaat

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous